The Ocean and I are Married

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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hellenhighwater

When I got Vice, he looked like this:

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He was terrified of everyone and everything. I couldn't even touch him at first, and he hid as soon as he got home.

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But I remember telling my mom, "There's a lap cat in there. He wants to be a lap cat, he just doesn't know it yet."

Vice turns three next week. Every morning for the last fortnight, I've woken to Vice, perched on my shoulder or side, purring and kneading away.

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He's doing okay.

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ms-demeanor

Well well well, if it isn't the consequences of me saying "sure, no problem" several weeks ago and forgetting about it in the intervening time.

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I apparently volunteered to dogsit a husky for a week.

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She has commandeered Tiny Bastard's desk nook and bed.

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Normal images to text your cousin.

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Guess who got her face stuck in the baby gate.